David Boreanaz on Regis & Kelly OR Why I Wanted a Bong Hit This Morning

In Bones, Shep's Thoughts on September 9, 2010 at 9:34 pm

“No! I Don’t Understand!”

Amen Regis. Amen. Bones’ star David Boreanaz appeared on Live with Regis & Kelly this morning, to promote the show’s 6th season premiere which airs September 23rd at 8PM, and Regis and Kelly had some questions regarding the inevitable will they, won’t they question that consistently seems to warm the hearts of fans while inciting rage all at the same time. I’ve excerpted a section of the interview in hoping that it would make more sense on paper. (Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but read on anyway.)

Kelly: You know that the two of you can never really get together because the audience tunes in to see if you will ever get together.

David: Yes. That’s the whole point. But we are together, but we’re not TOgether. So, it’s like we’ll take it to the next level of being together, but not being TOgether.

Kelly (addressing a confused Regis as if he were her senile, elderly grandfather who just wants another butterscotch but can’t have it because of his diabetes): You understand?

Regis: No I don’t! I don’t understand.

Boreanaz at that point began talking about the show’s Jersey Shore episode. Then they ran a clip that pretty much spoiled the last thing that I was excited to see in the premiere (and inspired my next blog aptly titled 10 Reasons to Watch Community’s Season Premiere) and the interview ended.

So in case you didn’t see it, the only thing you missed was an overwhelming craving for a bong hit. That pretty much sums that up. Oh, and Shep’s caption is a shortened version of one of the most classic scenes of a very fitting movie. Hit the comments and tell me what it is and I’ll be impressed.

We need 2 BIG pizzas, everything on 'em with water, whole lotta water...and...funions.

  1. I love David Boreanaz and his interviews often frustrate me past the point of reason. I need bong too.

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one who feels this way. One one hand I don’t like to be disparaging. On the other hand I have to be honest.

    I should be used to this because this is how he is.

  2. I’m calling Domino’s!
    Honestly? I love David Boreanaz too, but this whole interview was one big WTF moment. Maybe if we’re drunk or high it would make more sense?
    Whatever, I should stick to watching his alter-egos on fiction. Now I just feel the urge to eat a ton of ice-cream… Häagen-Dazs anyone?

  3. I quite enjoyed the story about his bed breaking and him thinking it was a ghost. Also enjoyed the fact that he called the “slats” of his bed “stakes.” Oh & as for ice cream, I’m going to give you the WHOLE speech that Shep was quoting, because it is completely Haagen Dazs related.

    “Get some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s’mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap’n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on ’em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.”

  4. I find David’s stories very charming mostly. It’s just sometimes the will they/won’t they aspect of the show makes me a bit stressed out and when he talks about it, I lose hope they ever will get together and we have some ledgejumping going on.

    Of course, he’s not writing the show. I have to trust that Hart Hanson will put them together and not break my heart too much longer.

    In any case, bring on the spumoni ice cream.

  5. I actually understand it what he’s saying is….booth and brennan look, act and are occasionally mistakened for a couple so its fair to say that basically they are a couple even if they don’t realise it and when he says they’ll be moving to the next level together even-though they aren’t together he means that they’ll be growing closer and they will probably act more like a couple even though they aren’t together x( it made more sense in my head sorry) xx

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